Mommy is fun. Mommy plays in the sun. Mommy is nice. I cuddle with Mommy. I love Mommy. Mommy is very, very soft. Mommy loves Sophie. Mommy is the best. Mommy loves “Glee.” Mommy is a very, very good cuddler.
Papa tickles me very, very good. When I played the “Baby” game, I throwed Papa’s pajama undies. Papa is funny. Papa loves his daughter. Papa is fun.
Chloe is mean. Chloe once called me stupid. Chloe for a sister is ok. Today Chloe gave me some money because I did a very important job. I had to take the hose off the plants. Can we just stop writing about Chloe and write about me?
I am so fun to play with. I am a good cuddler. I just love the show “Tom and Jerry.”