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Friday Date Night

I truly don’t remember the last time my husband and I went out on a date, let alone a date on a Friday night.  Dinner and a movie.  Miraculous.  And not just any movie.  An R-rated movie.  With not one second of animation.  But with a lot of cursing and raunchy humor.  “Bridesmaids.”  What a treat!  The theater was packed (no surprise to those who habitually go to the movies on a Friday night, but a big surprise to me).  We were also among the oldest people there.  That was a little depressing.

But hey, I’m not complaining.  The truth is, I’m getting old.  I filled a new eyeglasses prescription today.  Progressive lenses because I can’t see anymore.  Seriously.  When I read, the book essentially needs to touch my nose.  To compensate for this all-too-common sympton of post-40s aging, I purchased a new set of funky frames.  My funkiest frames yet, by an eyewear company called Volte Face.  They’ll be ready next week.  Crappy eyes be damned!

Chloe the Time Traveler

Chloe apparently has a secret that she’s not willing to share.  She’s a time traveler.  She has a capsule hidden somewhere in her room and she uses it late at night to go back to the 1970s.

During her last adventure she came back with a souvenir that she tried to keep a secret.  But keeping secrets is a difficult thing, no matter the era you live in or visit.  In this photo, Chloe decided to check out her great-aunt and great-uncle during their pre-kids, happy-go-lucky hippie days.  Let’s face it – she really, really wanted to see what her great-uncle looked like with long hair, a ponytail and a bushy beard.

What is she looking at?  She seems intrigued by the heavy camera facing her.  All she knows from her short, third millennium life are tiny digital cameras that produce color photos, not black and white masterpieces.  On the other hand, she’s probably simply be wondering what the hell she’s doing wearing bell bottoms.

How Not to Run a Candy Store

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Chloe had been begging me since last weekend to take her to a local candy store that specializes in nostalgic treats of all shapes, sizes and flavors.  She was yearning for old fashioned taffy, a 12-inch long piece of gooey cavity-inducing sugar and artificial flavor that I used to buy whenever I was lucky enough to go to Allaire State Park, an historical village in central New Jersey that had an awesome general store (at least I thought it was awesome when I was 8).

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Ice Cream Cones Fit for a Fetus

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It was time for a little dessert.  Little did I know that “little” would be the operative word.  Yes, I am on a diet.  I was craving some ice cream and wanted to put the ice cream in a cone.  I knew we had cones because the box of cones was on the dining room table the other night when I came home from work.

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I Spy

Sophie and I love playing I Spy computer games together.  Especially after losing all TV, Internet and telephone service, which only just came back about 10 minutes ago.  During this time of great crisis, I remembered that I had a couple of I Spy games on the computer, and boy, did they come in handy this evening after Sophie threw a fit (which she does much too frequently these days) about some mysterious slight that was known only to her.

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