We went to Chloe’s future middle school this evening for an orientation for incoming sixth graders and their families. I’ve written about how great I think her elementary school is, but I was blown away by what the middle school has to offer.
Category Archives: Chief Mom Officer Musings
Toothless Wonder
Sophie has lost her fourth tooth. It happened the other evening and caused just as much excitement as when her first tooth came out. This one had been hanging on by a thread but was extremely stubborn. She dutifully put the tooth in her little tooth fairy box, but when she woke up the following morning, she came to me in the bathroom with tears in her eyes because, “Mommy! I didn’t get a dollar! The tooth fairy forgot me!”
Barbie is Threatening to Invade our Home
Sophie is DYING to get a Barbie-related garbage toy. As anyone who knows me knows, I am philosophically against anything having to do with Barbie, except for the Barbie character in “Toy Story 3,” who was hysterical. She’s seen some idiotic commercials and just has to have a Barbie.
I Cannot Wait Until My Kids Have Kids of Their Own
Why? you justifiably ask. Here are my top ten reasons (in no particular order):
1) The whining can’t be appreciated until you have the opportunity to be tortured by your own lifeblood’s curdling voice.
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Banished, Part II
This is an update of my previous post, “Banished.” It is now 12:08 am and after a couple of hours of blissful quiet while the gaggle was watching a silly movie called “She’s the Man,” all noisy hell has broken loose.
Banished, Part I
The fun has hardly begun, and with only half of the expected crowd in the house, I have already been banished from the kitchen and living room, where Chloe and two of her friends are hanging out. I am currently in the sunroom, which I will likely also be forced to leave once the other guests arrive.
The Cell Phone Obsession
This was the mostly one-sided conversation that Chloe had with me yesterday morning about her future cell phone.
Football, Anyone?
I don’t know what’s happening to Chloe. I truly believe that she’s being taken over by aliens. Between an acquaintance in school mentioning to a friend that she thought Chloe was “fashionable” (WTF?) and her announcement last night at dinner, she’s just not as familiar to me as she once was.
The Color Pink
I was stunned. When I came downstairs this morning, Chloe’s school project was on the dining room table. A poster about Albert Einstein, she had used calligraphy for his name and colored the letters…
Christmas and Chloe’s Popcorn Rules
Here we are. At the end of a very busy, very happy Christmas day.
Santa left Sophie a note last night. She was very excited to know that he liked her drawings, ate her cookies and drank her milk.