Category Archives: Frazzled Working Mom’s Fleeting Moments (2007-2013)

Ikea You Not


A few weeks ago, Chloe was hysterical because we told her she was too big to go to the kids’ play area at Ikea. I mean, really and truly hysterical. As if she had hurt herself badly. Or had a bad fight with a friend.

As it turns out, we recently realized that she is not too big to play at Ikea. And so today we all trekked to that crazy store, in part because we knew how excited Chloe would be to be able to jump in the ball pit and do whatever else kids do there.
We arrived and waited on line for about 20 minutes. During that time, Chloe insisted that the play area at this particular Ikea isn’t nearly is good as the play area at another one she’s been to. I think they’re all the same and tell her so, but no matter. She’s right and I’m wrong. The ball pit isn’t as good. They don’t have as many slides. It basically sucks. When I remarked that she might be underwhelmed by the attractions simply because she’s a lot older now than she was the last time she went, she refused to be persuaded.
She moped around for awhile, trying to place whatever blame she could possibly think of on us, to no avail. Not much we could do about the impressiveness (or lack thereof) of Ikea’s play area. In the end, she decided to pass on the opportunity to spend some time with Sophie, and instead followed us around the store.
For the first few minutes, she was fine. She ran about, took notes for us and didn’t really complain. But we knew that her contentedness would be short-lived. Sure enough, eventually she started to moan and groan. I’m bored. I’m hungry (the girls have been eating nonstop recently – it’s pretty incredible and gross). Can I get this? Can I get that? If I’m being honest, Ikea kind of makes me feel all those things, too. But I wasn’t going to admit that to her. No way.
Needless to say, I was extremely glad once we were able to make our escape. Not without buying a few things, of course. At least little Sophie had a good time in the ball pit.

The Capital of Italy?

At dinner tonight, we started discussing state capitals and country capitals.

As Papa ventured into the realm of his native continent, he first tested Chloe on the capital of France. That was easy. “Paris,” she confidently responded. What about England? “London” was her correct answer.
“What’s the capital of Italy?” asked Dad. “Pizza,” stated Chloe matter-of-factly. This is what being a kid in America does to you. With constant food on the brain, how could the capital of Italy not be pizza? She then went on to announce that the real capital of France is Cheese. She couldn’t think of a Mexican food, but she said that its capital was Sombrero.
I love my kids.

iPhone Madness

See how Chloe seems a little woozy in this picture? The disease is called iPhone madness. It’s what happens when Papa has a new iPhone and Chloe seizes it to play games. For the last hour, Chloe has been asking her dad to find game after game. She experiments for a minute or two, and then asks for more.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been more yelling. Yet. Especially when she starts hocking Papa to play games and Papa is trying to answer very important earth-shattering e-mails from work.
The positive development in all this is that Chloe is now going to lose interest in my new BlackBerry. Lucky me. Not-so-lucky Papa.

My Little Monkey

We have to get our act together and enroll Sophie in a gymnastics class. She can do flips on the uneven bars. She doesn’t fall off the balance beam. She has incredible upper-arm strength.

Between the muscles and the curly hair, I’m starting to wonder if they switched babies in the hospital. Either that, or she’s a family mutant. Haven’t quite figured it out yet. But while I’m trying to solve the mystery, we can’t let her talents languish.
I’m going to aim for January. She’s still adjusting to being in school full-time, and frankly, we’re not yet ready to tie up more of our weekend with another commitment. So we’re going to start mentally preparing ourselves for piano classes and gymnastics classes, and who knows what else…’cause it’s all about the kids!

Chocolate Fever, Again!

This time, it was Sophie enjoying a little prepackaged chocolate mousse snack. Instead of using a spoon, however, Sophie decided that the best way to savor the treat was to take two Hershey’s kisses and use them as spoons instead. The resulting chocolate extravaganza was not nearly as yummy as Papa’s authentic French chocolate mousse, but Sophie was happy nonetheless.
The hand in the movie was Chloe’s – we all know that she can’t let a video shoot go by without claiming some of the attention for herself.

The Brain is the Boss

On the way home from pre-K today, Sophie said, “Mom, you know what?” “What?” I inquired. “The brain is the boss!” We then went back and forth about why the brain is the boss. Sophie says the brain makes you talk, it tells you to walk, it tells you to line up and it tells you to eat. She was very proud of her assertion. Rightly so, in a pretty perceptive pre-K kind of way.

I always thought I was the boss. But the brain as boss works for me. Maybe the bossy brain will do a better job of telling her she should eat her vegetables. That would be one cool brain.

Doing Homework Brings out Another Beast

It was Chloe’s turn tonight. She had to write a paragraph about her favorite animal. A short paragraph, with few rules other than the subject, and the need to include a topic sentence and conclusion. Easy, right? Nope. Complicated as hell.

She struggled for an hour. Losing patience, shedding tears and getting increasingly frustrated. She didn’t want it to be boring. But she didn’t want to do something that was too original out of fear the teacher wouldn’t like it. In the end, she went the boring route. Because it was easy and safe. She wrote about pandas. And told me it was all a bunch of crap, anyway. Yes, she used the word crap.
So, I hope this isn’t a harbinger of what’s to come. Is she going to be bored the whole year? Will she be in tears every time she has homework that doesn’t inspire her? Maybe she was just tired and cranky. I hope she was just tired and cranky. If not, we’re going to have a very long year.

Writing Letters Brings Out the Beast


Well, I think I’ve decided that Sophie is no Chloe when it comes to academics. OK – that may be an exceedingly unfair statement, and one made prematurely, but let’s just say that three weeks into pre-K, she likes to color pretty pictures, but when it comes to learning penmanship, she wants to do it her way or no way.

This week’s letter is “F.” But she doesn’t want to write “F” or “f” – she wants to write an “E” without the middle line. When I tried to explain to her that she’d be better off doing a real “F” (which, by the way, she knows how to do), she not only balked, she told me she didn’t love me anymore.
I am a bad mommy. I stifle creativity. Hell, if she wants to create her own alphabet that’s fine with me. But I’m not going to continue to throw out an insane amount of money on preschool tuition so that she can create a Sophie version of cyrillic letters that she alone understands.
I took the homework away from her before she could tear it into shreds, and told her we’d look at it again when she was willing to concede that there’s “F” and “f” and that’s it. The homework may never get done, mind you. But we’ll see how it goes tomorrow.

Happy 4th Birthday, Sophie!

We love you very much, little Sophie bear. Happy 4th birthday! She’s getting so big, so fast. Overall, she was much happier than yesterday, although she gave us a bit of a scare with some tears as the party was getting started. Her super Papa, however, quickly succeeded in quelling the watery eyes. After which, she much enjoyed being the center of attention, as evidenced by the accompanying audio-visual aids.