Yep. It’s not enough to do pre-k graduations, now you have to move up from pre- pre-K. This is Sophie dressed for her “Footloose” performance. In a Flashdance-style off-the-shoulder shirt and leg warmers.
Category Archives: Treasures from the Archives
Chloe is a Published Book Reviewer!
Chloe submitted a book review for The Twits to our local independent bookstore last month. We are proud to say that it was just published the store’s e-newsletter! Reprint below. Next on tap, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I’m very proud of my budding book critic and thankful to the folks at the bookstore for their willingness to print her review.
reviewed by Chloe (8 years old)
You might want to know some facts from the book The Twits. So here they are. In The Twits both Twits hate each other so much, they pull pranks on each other. Like this one: For dinner, Mrs. Twit made spaghetti. When Mr. Twit gets his spaghetti he said they were a bit squishy. Mrs. Twit just says it’s a different brand. Guess what it really was? I’ll give you 10 seconds. 1-2-3-10-gotcha! If you’re about to say worms, that’s correct. And you know who did it? None other than Mrs. Twit! The Twits was a very funny book. And that’s all I can say.
The author is Roald Dahl. I’m sure you’ve probably heard of him. If you ever do read this book, I hope you enjoy it.
565 Books
The results are in. Chloe read the equivalent of 565 books in 2nd grade. At the beginning of the year, her teacher told the class that 30 pages read would equal one book. Chloe read 16,950 pages. Yes, 16,950 pages.
Oh Shit!
Up and Away
Field Trip to the Museum
What a day. I chaperoned Chloe’s class trip to the museum – and I now have a much greater appreciation for teachers of young children – the crap they must deal with on a daily basis is astounding. This is mostly because kids do stupid things.
Time for Yet Another Chloe Poem
“I Don’t Want to Be a Messy Girl!”
When Can I Get a Cell Phone?
The minutes before bedtime this evening started with a seemingly innocuous question from Chloe. “When I am getting a cell phone?” she inquired. We asked her why and she gave her typical non-response. “I just want to know.”
Little Cousin Elias
Today we met our Californian cousin, baby Elias, for the first time. He’s two months old, and he’s a cutie. All of 9 pounds and change, he’s “so little!” as Chloe exclaimed when she saw him. He’s the first boy in the kids’ generation of extended cousins. So he’s a big deal, a novelty.