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They’re Home

My mom tells me that Chloe and Sophie had a terrific time with her this weekend.  No surprise there.  The girls always have a great time with their Grammy.
What was surprising was that my mother claims the two got along just swimmingly.  No arguments, no raised voices.  In fact, hugs and kisses all around, even in public.  A sisterly lovefest for more than 24 hours.
Those can’t be my girls.  My girls are the ones who taunt and scream at each other.  The ones who, earlier this evening, were running around the house yelling at each other over something so important I don’t remember what it was.  The ones who accuse each other of being mean, of saying “poopy” and of stealing the other’s toys.
I told my mother that next time I want proof of their angelic behavior.  So that I can witness the love for myself.  So that I can post it to this blog for all to behold.

All’s Quiet on the Home Front

The girls are with my mom tonight and are going to enjoy a day at the Metropolitan Museum of Art tomorrow while my husband and I work (bummer).  They were very excited to have a sleepover at Grammy’s because when they have a sleepover at Grammy’s, they go swimming and do all sorts of fun things.

We were excited for Chloe and Sophie to have a sleepover because we were able to go see a non-animated movie for the first time in months (“The Reader” – acting was great; story was a bit manipulative) and have a nice adult dinner.  And we have a quiet house.  Priceless.

Chloe Has a Stimulus Package…

…that will provide her up to $6 a week for doing chores.  Chloe and Papa devised a scheme earlier today so that she can rack up points by helping out around the house.  From homework (she lucked out on that one – I never would have allowed her to receive points for something she needs to do and would do regardless, but hey, this wasn’t my project) to cleaning to practicing piano to making her bed, the possibilities for income generation are endless.  I’m surprised she didn’t convince her Papa to give her points for wiping her butt after going to the bathroom, but who knows?  She might try that next.

In Chloe’s eyes, $6/week – which will actually be fairly difficult for her to achieve – is a very exciting thing.  Six dollars will buy a Nancy Drew book, 1/4 of a Nintendo DS game, a bunch of silly dollar toys, a cool notebook, fun pens.  Over the course of one year, she could earn $300 – at least in theory – and help prevent the economy from going the way of the Titanic.
But we all know how it will likely go.  When she realizes all the time she’s going to have to spend earning points, she’ll soon tire of it.  After a few weeks spent toiling away, the points and the cash will start dwindling.  The only sure thing is the $1-$2 she’ll earn every week for doing her homework (at least until the end of June) and cleaning the hamsters’ cage (so long as Alubus and Gloup shall live).  The rest is a crapshoot.

Happy Friday

We’re only five weeks from the official start of spring.  The countdown starts now.  I have to look forward to something during these long ugly days of winter.  

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day.  Silly holiday.  Chloe came home from school with all sorts of candy.  Sophie came home from her dear babysitter’s house with lollypops.  And lots of smiles.
I told my dear husband not to buy me anything for Valentine’s Day, which came as a relief to him because he hadn’t planned to buy anything.  I told him that if he was thinking of buying me flowers he could wait an extra week, save some money and give them to me on February 21.  

Third Grade Preview

I visited the grade 3-5 elementary school Chloe will be attending in September.  It’s a huge building.  A little overwhelming.  But…
They have a classroom devoted to the student drum core.  A classroom devoted to science classes.  A dance studio and a gymnastics studio.  A music room (different from the drum room), with keyboards.  An art studio.  A library, of course.  A huge auditorium.  A computer lab.  And they offer so many electives, Chloe will go nuts!  
Hell, as I was roaming the colorful hallways, I was wishing that I was 8 years old again.  Sheltered from the shitty economy, from work, from everything but fun.  Oh well.  Since we don’t live in Neverland, I’m stuck being 40.  Which isn’t without its benefits, mind you…but still, drum room, art studio, science lab… in 3rd grade?  Jeez Louise.

Chloe Imitating “The Scream”

OK, not really.  She was just being silly and isn’t even familiar with that painting.  Actually, she says she’s heard of the painting because it was featured in an episode of “Wizards of Waverly Place.”  I guess you can learn things from stupid kids’ TV shows.

In another funny moment tonight, Sophie came bounding down the stairs to let Papa know that the radio in the attic wasn’t working properly.  She was having trouble explaining the problem, but she was doing her best to convince her daddy that whatever was wrong required immediate attention.  Perhaps realizing that she wasn’t succeeding in conveying the enormity of the situation, she decided to appeal to his ego.  “Papa, you need to come now.  You’re Mr. Fixer!”  Needless to say, Papa couldn’t resist after that bit of flattery.  He followed Sophie upstairs and fulfilled his Mr. Fixer duties.

Sophie’s Wingspan

Our growing baby is getting bigger by the day.  And she knows it and she’s proud of it.  
The extended wingspan also means that it’s easier for her to hit her big sister.  Which Chloe doesn’t appreciate in the least.  But Chloe still hasn’t figured it out – she still strikes back, even after we’ve repeatedly berated her for succumbing to Sophie’s taunts. Perhaps she’ll get it by the time she ships off to college, but it’s not looking particularly promising.  I’m fairly confident, however, that by the time she has children of her own, she’ll understand perfectly.  And look back on her days as an 8-year old with a newfound admiration for her parents’ child rearing skills.  OK, that may be a pipe dream on my part, but something has to keep us going everyday!
  

The Beginning of the End?

I knew that turning 40 would mean a lot of things – mostly symbolic.  And I knew that turning 40 would mean the beginning of the slow decline towards old age.  Ever-worsening eyesight, increased lower back pain, chin hairs, more frequent brain farts…

But what happened earlier today takes the cake.  After lunch, we all went to Barnes & Noble to get some books.  We spent a leisurely 1/2 hour or so perusing the kids’ section and paid for our purchases.  Chloe even bought a book for Sophie, out of her own gift card money.  As we’re leaving the store, I started to sift through my bag to find the car keys.  Nowhere to be found.  
Uh oh.  Realized I must have left them in the car.  Double uh oh.  Would the car lock automatically after a certain period of time?  Hell, would the car still be there?  If we thought having our camera stolen at the museum a week ago sucked big time, imagine having a car stolen because of your own forgetfulness.  So, I ran.  Ran to the car.  It was still there.  Opened the door, which, of course, was still open.  And immediately realized that I not only had left the keys in the car, but the ignition on as well!   If there is a better advertisement for “this car is yours for the taking,” I don’t know what it is.  Unbelievable that I did that; perhaps more unbelievable that we still have our car.  
I am now sufficiently freaked out by my mental lapse that I’m starting to wonder if I have something nefarious going on in my brain.  Forgetting keys in the car – that’s one thing.  Leaving the car running in a busy parking lot for a 1/2 hour, that belongs in another category altogether.

For the Love of Gloup!

You know that a pet is really part of a family when it is allowed to crawl all over the papa’s head.  Gross, if you ask me – but the girls LOVED it.
I suppose this act of selflessness is more a testament to my husband’s love for his kids.  Not many would subject their bald heads to scratchy Gloup paws and the risk of excretion just to provoke guffaws from their children.
Needless to say, Alubus and Gloup have adjusted well to their new home.  And we have adjusted a little too well to them.

Chloe the Wordsmith

The other night, our neighbor introduced Chloe to Bananagrams, a game that’s a cross between Scrabble and a crossword puzzle.  Chloe was quite pleased with the word grid she created.  It seemed like a fun game (I was in the kitchen cooking an extremely complicated meal at the time – ok not complicated at all, but I’m not willing to totally concede the fact that the kitchen and I don’t quite mesh), so it’s now on her Amazon wishlist.

This weekend’s plans are still a bit fuzzy.  “Coraline” in 3D, perhaps.  Piano and art lessons for the girls tomorrow morning, as well as a hamster cage cleaning and a couple of hours of escape for me while I get my hair cut.
TGIF.