I’d like to thank my lovely and obliging daughter, Chloe, for providing me with content for my blog entry this evening. It’s good to have someone who can fill in for me every once in a while.

(1) Q: Why do four-legged animals dance badly?
A: Because they have two left feet.

(2) Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: It’s time to get a new fence!

(3) Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?
A: I don’t know, but you better listen when it talks!

(4) Q: What did the duck say when she finished shopping?
A: Just put it on my bill.

(5) Q: What do you call an elephant in a telephone box?
A: Stuck.

(6) Q: What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle’s back?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(7) Q: What’s a slug?
A: A snail with a housing problem.