OLS

“OLS” apparently stands for outdoor living skills. Chloe is learning some of these skills now that she started a new day camp in the middle of nowhere. OK – not quite the middle of nowhere – since we live in the middle of everywhere, but just enough isolation for Chloe to be able to swim in a lake, go canoeing and learn how to avoid bears when camping (isn’t that what OLS are all about?).

She was excited because it turns out that one of her little friends from preschool two years ago is in her group. So they had a reunion of sorts today. Chloe didn’t love the boating because she had trouble paddling and was embarrassed by her inability to go anywhere – she’s a great little diver and swimmer, but as I’ve mentioned before, her coordination skills lag behind some of her other talents.

The kids’ OLS activity today was a nature walk, which Chloe loved. She heard that they might also learn how to make a fire – and she could barely contain her excitement when she told us about that. I better hide the matches before she starts to experiment…She came home fairly filthy (we had been warned), but happy. We’ll see how long her enthusiasm for communing with nature lasts.

No, We’re Not in Hawaii…


…But the weekend was absolutely gorgeous, and we spent all of it at the swim club. Two full days of galavanting in the sun – what a treat!

In keeping with yesterday’s blog theme, I showed Chloe a video of Greg Louganis at the 1984 Olympics this morning – his flawless dives are really quite something to behold. Chloe, never one to censor herself, reacted to the video by saying, “That looks easy!” I guess that’s the idea, though. A professional diver should make her acrobatics look exceedingly easy.

The first thing Chloe did when we arrived this morning was to practice her diving – and I am not lying when I say that as the day progressed, her legs were straighter and more together. A couple of her dives were really fantastic.

Sophie made progress of her own today. For the first time, she was willing to float in her vest (in the big pool) without holding our hands. Granted, these attempts at independence lasted only seconds at a time. But she was visibly proud of her bravery.

My predictions for the end of the summer: Chloe will be doing flips off the diving board (she actually does a somersault under the water just after she comes out of her dive) and Sophie will be “swimming” across the pool in her floatie vest all by herself.

She’s Only Seven…Really!

Chloe’s the pipsqueak at the pool who’s diving off the high dive. There are other pipsqueaks at the pool who jump off the high dive – but jumping is the operative word. They’re not diving. I will take more of these small videos as the summer progresses, so friends and family can witness Chloe’s amazing feats for themselves. Two weeks ago, she couldn’t do this. As it happens, she’s advanced to the next level in swimming lessons at the YMCA as well – Minnow II.

I’m going to make sure she watches some of the swimming and diving during the Olympics next month. A little inspiration will go a long way with her, I’m sure. Greg Louganis, watch out!

Our New Favorite Book


The Invention of Hugo Cabret” by Brian Selznick is quickly becoming one of our favorite books. Chloe and I started reading it together last weekend, and we had an hourlong marathon session this evening before bed.

What we love about this book is that it contains all of the elements we love: it takes place in Paris, it serves up lots of adventure and mystery, and has beautiful illustrations that advance the plot. Two of the main characters are smart, industrious children. At first she didn’t understand why there are so many drawings, but now she can’t get enough of them. And it’s also about the history of movies, in particular the filmmaker Georges Méliès. The book is magical.

Chloe can barely contain herself when I tell her it’s time to stop reading and go to sleep. “Please, please read more!” The book is so enjoyable, in fact, that I just may have to sneak into her room tonight and read the rest of it myself. I’m not sure I’ll be able to wait until tomorrow

The Impostors

There are times when I look at Sophie and forget that she’s only two. She likes to think that she’s a big girl – and she often talks like a big girl. Even in this photo, it looks a little like she belongs in a Elizabethan-era portrait, when children’s faces were made to resemble those of adults. She’s a child of many faces, this one. And when she acts beyond her years, Sophie the Impostor takes center stage. She seems taller than usual, too.

However, those moments of maturity are fleeting at best. As soon as I start losing sight of the fact that she’s only two, she shakes me back to reality. With the silly dancing (sometimes naked), the whining, the crying, the toddler “poopy” talk, the picky eating – her true age is thrust back into my consciousness like a missile.

Chloe spends a good deal of time acting like a pre-teen. I don’t think I ever acted like a pre-teen when I was seven. But the way she talks, the way she reads – I’m sometime temporarily brainwashed into thinking that my oldest daughter is hitting adolescence. Luckily, however, those moments of Chloe the Impostor are also fleeting. With the silly dancing (sometimes naked), the whining, the crying, the seven-year old “poopy” talk, the picky eating – Chloe the Sequel Imposter appears and acts like a toddler.

Seven must be an awkward age for the young generation – at least it is for Chloe. She’s caught between two worlds. The world of her cute little sister, Sophie, and the world of iCarly and Hannah Montana. It’s quite confusing, really, for all of us. The multiple personalities are difficult to track and hard to control. I have visions of a mini toddler Chloe whispering to real Chloe in one ear, and tweener Chloe influencing Chloe in the other ear. And when the two are whispering together, that’s when all hell breaks loose.

A Monday in July

Another cute stuffed animal photo. It’s Monday, back to work after an extra-long weekend. Back to the old routine – except that my husband took today off as well.

This was a bonus for Sophie, who got to spend some quality time with her Papa while Chloe was at camp. Apparently, she’s super monkey at the playground – taking risks and needing extreme supervision so that she doesn’t get herself into trouble.

We never had that problem with Chloe – she was always very prudent. Sophie takes care, but she’s not afraid. She grabs onto the rings and swings from them – although she can’t yet go from one to the other, she’s perfectly content to HANG and SWAY. Until she falls. And that’s where it gets a little crazy. Because if you’re not there to catch her, she’ll still fall. And it’s a pretty long drop to the ground.

The Daring Duo

After a day of having Chloe back among us, I realize how truly quiet it was while she was gone. The yelling and screaming have started up again, but so have the laughs and the running around.

This photo is what happens when Chloe and Sophie are left along to make mischief when their Papa is taking a bike ride and I’m getting dressed upstairs. Yep. All the stuffed animals on the floor (if I recall correctly, I posted a similar photo to the blog a few months ago).

This turned out to be a good thing, because in keeping with our purging ways of the last few days, we proceeded to sift through the furry cuties and set some aside to give away.

Amazingly enough, the sunroom is still clean. This 36-hour stretch is a record for us. I’m hoping it will last for a bit longer. If we make good on our threats to start throwing away everything that is out of its assigned place, I reckon the room will stay spotless until Chloe and Sophie leave for college. Perhaps not before causing our girls to suffer from permanent mental damage, but that’s a small price to pay for years of cleanliness.

She’s Back!

Chloe, that is. Made a grand entrance earlier this afternoon, accompanied by two boxes of books and a bag of junk to add to her much smaller collection of existing junk. Aside from the books, she did bring home one cool thing, though. A glass jar that she decorated using a special stenciling process.

She noticed the change to the sunroom right away – “Where’s all my stuff?” After reassuring her that we kept most everything, but just organized it, she seemed a little skeptical. Because we were out and about this evening, however, she hasn’t yet had time to take full measure of what’s missing.

If tomorrow’s blog subject is entitled “Howls Heard Across the Universe,” you’ll know that it’s because our big Chloe discovered the extent of her parents’ heavy-handed treachery. The good part is that I actually did very little of the purging, so when she does realize how much of her stuff is actually gone, I’ll be able to blame her papa.

Sophie’s Last Day…

…As an only child. This is it – Chloe comes home tomorrow. And aside from a stray night at Grammy’s here and there, Sophie will have to put up with her big sister for at least another few months straight.

I’m excited for Chloe to arrive tomorrow. I miss her. She’s become quite the reader since she left our home almost a week ago – finishing her latest Nancy Drew and a couple of other books she found at my aunt’s house. She’s reading “The BFG” by Roald Dahl now.

We’re almost done (or should I say my husband is almost done) purging the sunroom of all the detritus. It’s still a mess, but at least there’s less of it. I wonder how long it will take Chloe to realize that it’s been emptied of all the junk. An hour? A day? A week? You can place your bets here. The lucky winner will be entitled to the garbage we’ve decided to toss.

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