Our Little Shirley Temple

First of all, just a side note as I watch the debate between Clinton and Obama. How amazing is it that in the first time in American history, we are going to have either a woman or an African-American democratic candidate for President?

Back to the subject of my blog entry tonight. Sophie’s hair is crazy. Crazy curly. Especially right after we wash it. Sometimes when I look at her, I wonder if the hospital switched babies on us. I don’t know where she gets it from.

Everyone thinks it’s so cute. Which is all well and good – it is cute. But it’s also a pain in the butt. It gets frizzy. It’s hard to keep it from getting knotty. And worst of all, I can’t seem to find someone to cut it properly. And when Sophie’s older, I’d be willing to bet my life savings that she’s going to hate it. And blame her father and me for passing her the horrible curly hair genes. I’m also willing to wager that we’re going to spend inordinate sums of money for her to be able to straighten her hair. The beauty product companies would do well to start marketing to her now.

But as a 28-month old toddler, it is truly adorable. And when she jumps up and down, the curls bob in time with the rest of her body. It’s hard to resist. Perhaps if we collect enough photos and videos of her curly hair, she won’t mind it so much when she enters puberty. Only time will tell.

Happy Birthday, Chloe!


Chloe is officially in her 8th year, which means I’ve been a mom for seven years. Wow. I remember her birth like it was yesterday (I guess that’s what excruciating pain does to you).

She’s now a wisecracking, passionate, sometimes challenging, but always amazing, big girl.

In honor of her special day, I even helped her with her first arts & crafts project as a 7-year old. She made a potholder with her new Loop ‘n Loom kit. I’m happy to report that the ordeal wasn’t nearly as painful as birthing my daughters. There were no tears. Come to think of it, there wasn’t even any screaming.

She’s sleeping in her new sleeping bag tonight. She tried the floor, but it was a little hard. So she’s in her bag in her bed. I just hope that, come tomorrow morning, she remembers she’s in it. Otherwise, she’s going to land like a sack of potatoes on the floor.

Happy birthday, Chloe! We love you very, very much.

My Little Mermaid

Chloe received this great costume as a birthday present. I love it. It doesn’t take up any space, and it doesn’t require me to dig deep into the very small reserve of patience that I have for arts & crafts projects.

This is what Chloe was wearing when I returned home this evening. She was sprawled out on the couch with a big mermaid smile on her face.

My only quibble with the costume is that she can’t really wear it for Halloween unless we happen to be in Disney World (or some other tropical venue), which is about as likely to happen as our winning the lottery, which is impossible because we never buy tickets.

I often wonder how much longer she’ll be willing to dress up in these funny costumes. She turns 7 tomorrow. One more year, maybe two? At least we’ll have them for Sophie. A nice consolation, because I LOVE coming home from work to such cuteness and innocence and happiness.

Buttered Bread

I find it very amusing that our little Sophie takes after her father when it comes to butter and bread. All the more so since our big Chloe takes after me.

I like butter well enough – in very limited quantities and melted on toasted bread. Chloe only started tolerating a dollop of melted butter on toasted bread about a year ago. Until then, every piece of bread she ate, she ate unadorned.

Sophie is another species altogether. She obviously was born with the bulk of the French genes. She likes nothing better than globs of butter (melted or not, she’s not picky) on all kinds of bread (toasted or not, she’s not picky on that score either). She even makes satisfied “mmmmm” noises as she gobbles it up.

I’m scared for her next doctor’s appointment. I’m already in trouble with the pediatrician because Sophie refuses to take her vitamins. Maybe I need to mash up the vitamins in the butter. Do they test for cholesterol at this young age?

Swim Party II

Well, it was a resounding success. Even though we first needed to survive (as I had predicted in yesterday’s post) Chloe’s astounding (although not so astounding for a 7-year old) impatience for most of the day. But the appointed hour finally arrived, and the swim party turned out to be a terrific choice.

All the children had a great time. Even those who weren’t particularly at ease in the water. Here are some photos of Chloe and Sophie from the party.

I think this celebration was the ideal “last hurrah” for her. I’ve already started to plant the seeds for next year. Smaller group, more intimate gathering. I bought her a sleeping bag as part of her birthday present. Slumber party, perhaps?
Goodbye six. Hello seven.

Swim Party

Chloe is celebrating her 7th birthday with a swim party tomorrow. We’re expecting 18 kids to go crazy in the pool – and Chloe can barely contain her excitement. What better way to forget it’s January than with a pool party?

Chloe has everything planned out. She put way too much thought into the goody bags. We spent way too much time at the bakery deciding on a cake theme, which is going to be “treasure island.” She went ahead and opened all of the packets of goody bag items, resulting in extras that I can no longer return to the store. This, of course, makes her very happy. Not me.

She’s had her clothes and bathing suit sitting ready on her dresser since Wednesday. She reminded me to pack the cake knife earlier this evening. She’s counted and recounted the goody bags for the last week. She’s reassured friends who aren’t necessarily comfortable in the water that the pool isn’t that deep, and if they’re really nervous, they can come just for the cake.

I have no doubt that she would drive herself to the party if she could. She would sleep at the pool if she could. The problem is that the party isn’t until tomorrow afternoon – so you can imagine what we’re going to have to endure in the 8 hours between her waking up in the morning and her greeting friends at the pool. “How much longer?” “Seven hours.” “AAAAHHHHH. That’s so long!” Stomping feet. Huffing and puffing. I think I’ve sketched a pretty clear picture.

It’s going to be a long day. I better check our aspirin inventory.

Sophie’s Funny Face


I don’t remember much surrounding the circumstances of this photo. I know it was taken on a weekday morning, when I was snapping pictures of Sophie and Chloe to get some new images for my blogging.

I don’t think Sophie was angry about the flash in her eyes. And I don’t think she was channeling Jekyll & Hyde like she’s done in the past. In fact, I seem to recall that she was in a pretty happy mood.

Come to think of it, Sophie makes lots of funny faces. Those of you who have explored this blog before know that she’s given us some real doozies.

I like this picture. OK, it’s not particularly flattering. But it’s great for future extortion purposes (“Eat your broccoli, or I’ll send this photo over the AP Wire, with the headline ‘Psycho Toddler Runs Amok.'”). Most important, this photo makes us laugh.

I can think of some good captions. “Mommy, your sunny morning personality is blinding me.” “Chloe, do you really think this household revolves around you? Come on, get real! I am the center of this universe.” “Papa, you’re really bald. Wow. Balder than my butt cheeks.”

Enough of this silliness. It’s time for our dinner.

Chloe’s Story for School

Unbeknownst to Chloe, her homework has provided me with tonight’s blog entry. Which is a good thing, because I have no idea what I would have written about otherwise. I honestly can’t believe I’ve kept this blog up for as long as I have, and into my third week of work, no less. Anyway, on with the story.

Chloe’s class is learning about storytelling this week, and for one of her assignments, she had to write a story, based on an image of two alien-like creatures sifting through garbage. Following is her masterly (at least for a 7-year old) and succinct interpretation of the picture and ode to science fiction writers everywhere:

“The Two Weird Space Creatures”

Twinny and Twinster landed in a city dump and started to eat the garbage. Twinny and Twinster are odd space creatures. The queen of their planet, called Twinatwin, broke their ship because they turned her into a twin and she doesn’t like twins.

They called the queen by using their antennas and told her to look out her window, and she saw acrobats who formed in a position to spell “we’re sorry!” The queen said, “I’ll use my powers to fix your ship.” And they went back home in their ship.

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We may have the makings of another Ray Bradbury or H.G. Wells on our hands. Go, Chloe, go – you little prodigy, you!

Sleepover?

Chloe and Sophie live in the same house and have rooms on the same floor. But that’s not good enough for them…Chloe especially. Chloe is obsessed with having sleepovers.

She’s only had two of them in her short kid life. But she loves them. In both instances, we hosted the extended playdate and they were great fun for Chloe and her friends. Every couple of weeks she asks about having another sleepover, and we have promised that we would try to arrange another one in the near future.

In the meantime, however, Chloe wants to have a sleepover with Sophie. This poses an interesting challenge. Sophie still sleeps in a crib. Even if Sophie slept in a bed, Chloe’s bed is a twin size bed. And Chloe can’t join Sophie in Sophie’s room or vice versa, because we don’t have an aerobed.

I suppose we could eventually let the girls sleep upstairs in the attic where there’s a double bed. Or we could invest in some sleeping bags. I’m glad they love each other so much that they want to have sleepovers together. Sophie doesn’t know what sleepover means, but she’s happy to enthusiastically support any of Chloe’s suggestions.

Now that I think of it, however, Chloe should think twice about insisting on a sleepover with Sophie right now. Unless Chloe is willing to be startled awake in the dead of night by Sophie’s earth-shattering night terror screams. Be careful what you wish for, my big girl.

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