“I’d Rather Be Hot”
I’d rather be hot
With my dad, probably not.
With my mom, I’d rather rot.
Under a tree, let me see.
With a goat,
I’d rather be in a sinking boat.
With a rotten egg,
I’d rather be hammered into the wall with a peg.
With myself let me think,
Yes, that’s it. I’d rather be with myself than anyone else.