The heat is tremendous,
With waves so ravenous,
Most would probably go inside,
But no, not me, not me I say
‘Cause I was still alive

Now sure, the AC may have felt good,
But I was tough and strong!
The longer I stood,
I started to think,
That I had been sitting on the sidewalk too long

By now I was hot,
Burning I tell you!
I wish they had put me in the pot!
Of course, they forgot,
I wish this was not,
And now I was starting to cook quite a lot

I wish this was a joke,
I wish someone was pulling my leg
I was almost done (‘cept for a bit of the yolk)
I really hate being an egg!