Yes, Lynyrd Skynyrd would be cringing at Chloe’s “dance” routine here. Not only is she completely missing the beat, but she’s attempting disco to the sounds of “Sweet Home Alabama!” Earth to Chloe, earth to Chloe! Your decades are all mixed up! For shame!

Now that all of my loyal readers have a had laugh at my darling Chloe’s expense, I do have some good news. You see, Chloe is not without talent. And during these Olympic games, I am starting to enjoy visions of Chloe someday joining the ranks of Michael Phelps and Dara Torres. Yes, she’s a swimmer.

She’s apparently a damn good swimmer, too. It’s official – Chloe has evolved from a “Minnow” to a “Fish.” Yes – it’s the second to last level in the YMCA swimming program. And I am very proud – she’s not even eight years old! She’s very excited about her progress, of course, and wants to announce it to the world.

My mind is reeling with the possibilities. Maybe she’ll be discovered! Maybe she’ll get endorsements! Maybe she’ll win a gold medal someday! Go, Chloe, go!