As five-year old Sophie was getting ready for bed this evening, she announced with great fanfare and a giggle that “Justin Bieber and his girlfriend got sex!”  Five-year old Sophie.  A friend on the school bus shared that fascinating tidbit with my little monster the other day.  Thanks, Sophie’s friend.  Thanks a lot.

When I asked Sophie if she knew what she was talking about, she guffawed some more and replied that Justin and his girlfriend “got undressed and naked and stuff.”  She then informed me that “they are now broken up, but they still got sex afterwards.”  That’s a relief.  I feel so much better now.

Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she came home tomorrow giving me the latest on Anthony Weiner’s weiner.  Really.  Not surprised at all.