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Crazy Sophie Face

Sophie was willing to model for us after Chloe, her dear sister, served dessert tonight.  Chloe’s own chocolate-covered marshmallow super duper recipe.
The treat converted Sophie from a tired, cranky 3-year old into a charming, happy 3-year old covered in chocolate.  Sometimes the big sister knows just what to do to put a smile on her little sister’s face.  Or in this case, she knows just what to do to put a Frankenstein grimace on her little sister’s face.  Either way, it worked for me.  Good start to the weekend, as far as I’m concerned.

17 Days Until Disney World

It was another one of those days at work when I started to count the days until our vacation.  I actually considered starting counting down the minutes, but I thought that would reek of desperation.
Chloe are I are sitting in our new den with our new TV catching our weekly dose of “Survivor.”  Chloe was very upset last week and the week before last because the show was preempted by March Madness basketball stuff, which we have absolutely no interest in.
But we’re now back to our regular programming.  And Chloe demonstrated her secret recipe for chocolate-covered marshmallows.  With the help of a touch of hot water, she melts a square of chocolate and dips the marshmallow.  She then proceeds to take all the extra chocolate and smear it all over her face, with the emphasis on her nose.  That’s really why she wanted to demonstrate her recipe – not so much for the yumminess of it, but for the messiness of it.  I’m sorry I didn’t take a photo when I had the chance.
The joys of youth…

How to Make Sophie Laugh

Surefire ways to make Sophie giggle:
(1) Cradle her like a baby in your arms
(2) Blow raspberries on her belly
(3) Watching Papa tickle Chloe
(4) Jumping on the bed
(5) Playing Duck, Duck Goose
(6) Watching Chloe shake her butt
How Sophie makes herself laugh:
(1) When she races Chloe to come sit next to me and wins
(2) Running around naked
(3) Showing everyone her mouth full of food
(4) Singing her version of “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”

How to Make Chloe Laugh

Surefire ways to make Chloe giggle:

(1) Use foul language

(2) Talk about how we used to get her to eat her vegetables when she was little by asking her to eat “3 more” and then when she finished the 3 veggies, asking her to eat “3 more” and on and on.   Kids are suckers when they can’t yet count.  
(3) Burp out loud.  She laughs even harder when she’s the one doing the burping.
(4) Tickle her feet.
(5) Make up funny songs and poems.
(6) Dance a funny dance that involves shaking one’s booty.
How Chloe makes herself laugh:
(1) Tormenting her little sister.  And she still laughs, even if we threaten to punish her…which I suppose doesn’t say much about our parenting skills.
(2) Bugging her mom with the help of her Papa.
(3) Giving wet willies to her parents.
(4) Calling farts ‘atomic stink bombs.’
(5) Spinning herself into a dizzy frenzy.
Sophie’s list to follow tomorrow.

I Like this Junk!

Sophie was at a birthday party this afternoon and there was a pinata.  Filled with candy.  What followed was a stampede of 3- and 4-year old kids.  Sophie almost missed out as she got tossed around by her camarades.  But she’s nothing if not resilient.  She managed to grab a couple of treats, including a multi-colored Twizzler candy, dyed in Easter pastel tones.

Boy, was she happy when she saw that candy.  I told her it was junk.  She asked permission to eat it.  I told her I wasn’t sure she’d like it, but that she could try.  With a sh*t-eating grin on her face, she ecstatically put the forbidden food in her mouth.  
And on the way home, this was her happy refrain:  “I like this junk, Mom!”  

It’s Feeling More Like Spring

It was relatively warm today, for the second day in a row.  Two

consecutive warm days is a sure sign that spring is finally settling in.  
Chloe and a friend went to the playground, where she rode her bike and he rode his scooter.  They also frolicked in the backyard, with Sophie close on their heels – she loves it when  Chloe has friends over to play.
I went to get a manicure and the place was packed.  Another sure sign that the warmer weather is just about here to stay.  The change in the weather puts me in a much better mood.  That, and the fact that we’re only three weeks away from Disney…
We’ve started to talk about camp for Chloe – we need to decide what she’s going to do this summer.  It will be a mish-mosh of activities for her – along with time spent at the swim club.  It’s hard to think so far ahead, but we don’t want to miss the boat on getting her enrolled.  Having her home for the summer would be disastrous.  For everyone.
Chloe received her report card yesterday.  Stellar, as usual.  And Chloe is also teaching Sophie some of her letters.  Which is great, because until recently, Sophie didn’t want to practice writing them.  But thanks to Chloe, now she doesn’t mind.  She was doing her “homework” coloring page today, and eagerly started drawing the letter “b” all by herself.  I used to have to help her to write, and the fact that she now wants to do it on her own is likely due to Chloe’s encouragement.  
  

chloe still does not have a poem


When I’m feeling lazy and don’t have a good subject to write about, I turn to ever-reliable Chloe who, as all of you know, often provides poetic content for this blog.  But as you can see from the title of this entry, Chloe does not have a poem this evening.

She did, however, come up with the title, which she typed herself (and which is why it’s not properly capitalized). (which is my mom’s fault). While we’re on the subject of Chloe, I noticed that she’s been learning quite a lot of math this year.  Not only is she adding and subtracting large numbers, but she’s learned about fractions and today she’s taking the next step in geometry – calculating a perimeter.  I don’t remember how old I was when I learned these things, but it certainly seems as though this year was a banner year for math progress.
Chloe just intercepted my computer (which by the way is something very rude to say) again to add a couple of strategically placed parentheticals – laying the blame on me for her errors.  Chloe is very good at laying blame and I think she inherited the “it’s not my fault” genes from my father.   
Chloe’s habit of grabbing my computer to add her two cents to this blog entry is quickly getting tiresome!  But she’s laughing and thinks it’s very funny.  I do, too.  Thanks for tonight’s contributions, Chloe!

Another Monday

“They’re dancing!  They’re married!”  I’m waiting for “24” to start and have “Dancing with the Stars” on TV.  Sophie is delaying her bedtime, and upon seeing one of the couples with their fake tans, she was very excited.  
For Sophie, if a man and a woman are holding hands, that must mean they’re married.  Life is really simple when you’re 3.  Sophie came home from school today with her writing samples.  The letters E, P and Z.  She was very proud of her penmanship.
In the midst of the crappy economy, we finalized plans for our special hubby and wife vacation in July.  Scaled back the grand dreams of a five-star luxury escape since we’re taking the trip to Disney in April, and decided to go on another cruise.  Got a great deal and unlike the cruise we took with the girls two years ago, this time we won’t have to split forces to take care of our little ones.  We can both lose money playing blackjack together.